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- Police Are Calling This Man A Monster After It Was Discovered He Gave His 3 Young Children Half A Dozen Energy Drinks Each Before Returning Them Home To Their Mother
- MAN SPREADS PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS HANDS BEFORE SLAPPING HIS NUT ALLERGIC NEIGHBOR IN THE FACE
- Woman Beheads Tattoo Artist With A Machete For Tattooing “7991” On Her Throat
- SELF-PROCLAIMED LEADER OF THE “NECK BEARD NINJA BRIGADE” CAUGHT STEALING CASES OF MT. DEW
- California To Stop Recognizing Christmas Day This Year. Get Ready For “Winter Day”
- Man Caught Masturbating In Starbucks To Some Really Strange Videos
- Fountain Valley Man Kicked Off Airplane For Refusing To Stop Farting In The Cabin
- HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER FACES 50 YEARS IN PRISON AFTER VIDEO EVIDENCE UNCOVERS MASSIVE BLOWJOB SCANDAL
- Doctor Charges $1000 For A Single Tylenol. Says, “It’s Been Tough To Make Ends Meet After The Fentanyl Crackdown”
- Addicted To Snorting Pumpkin Spice, Woman Robs Starbucks At Gunpoint
