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Babylon Bee
- The Bee Interviews Elon Musk
- 8 Non-Woke Places To Shop
- Political Analysts Confirm That Chris Christie Will Eat The Competition’s Lunch
- African Children Politely Decline Donation Of Target Pride Merch
- Chick-fil-A Now Training White Employees To Say 'My Privilege'
- Due To High Crime, Mafia Closes Its Chicago Office
- Study Finds Target Going Woke Has Gotten More Families Out Of Debt Than Dave Ramsey
- Local Man Sick Of Anti-Gun Protesters Showing Up Every Time He Wears A Tank Top
Daily News Reported
- Woman Poses As A Sheriff’s Deputy To Obtain Free Food. She Eats An Astonishing 27 Turkey Legs Before Being Caught.
- WANTED: For The Theft Of 30 Sets Of Testicles From Living Men. Police Need Your Help Finding Her
- Woman Destroys Local Boutique When Manager Refuses To Cave In To Her Demands
- Upset About A Missing Bag Of Beef Jerky, Man Bites Off His Roommate’s Penis To Exact Revenge
- Woman Whose Fishy Smelling Vagina Caused An Emergency Landing Is Suing The Airline For Defamation Of Character
- Plane Makes Emergency Landing After A Rotten “Fish” Smell Overtakes The Cabin. Source Of The Smell Traced Back To One Passenger’s Vagina
- 57 Years After His Death, Walt Disney’s Frozen Body Will Be Thawed December 2023
- Man Uses A Homemade EMP Grenade To Shut Down His Neighbor’s Late Night Party.
- Man Forcefully Removed From Airplane When He Would Not Stop Passing Gas (Farting)
- Mother Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison For Eating Nothing But Nachos During Her Pregnancy. She Wanted To Be Able To Tell Her 15lb. Newborn He Was Made From 100% Nachos
