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Babylon Bee
- Uh-Oh: Someone Let Aiden Hold A Candle For 'Silent Night'
- Biden Decides To Read 'Art Of The Deal' After Getting Ripped Off In Griner Trade
- Jack Dorsey Defiantly States He Has Never Heard Of Twitter
- Early Church Leaders Excited For Letter From Paul That Probably Says How Good They're Doing
- Jordan Peterson Cautions Chick-fil-A Employee About Excessive Agreeableness
- Canadian Dentist Now Offering Euthanasia As Alternative To Cavity Filling
- IRS Agents Slide Down Chimneys Looking For Gifts Of $600 Or More
- Restraining Order Issued Against Reporter Who Asked Karine Jean-Pierre A Question
- Brittney Griner Flees Back to Russia in Terror After Seeing American Flag
- Library Kids Excited To Hear Story Read By Mysterious New Drag Queen Kirkdazzle Glameroni
- Sigourney Weaver Thanks Jennifer Lawrence For Paving The Way For Female Action Heroes
- Man Cleverly Avoids Persecution By Making Sure No One Finds Out He's A Christian
- Biden Calls For $50 Billion To Help Ukraine Track Down Notorious Russian Arms Dealer
- Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike
